Victor: So… I’ve been told that they're expecting us to manually force a scram if they’re unable to shut down the reactor remotely. Dan: A scram? Victor: You know what that is, right? Dan: Well of course. Victor: ... Dan:... Dan: It stands for “Safety Control Rod Axe Man.” Victor: ....Oh my god. Dan: Because when-you know-you need to insert a control rod to stop a runaway reaction, you have to cut the rope with an axe in order to let the scram rod drop. Victor: You...you just made that up! Dan: It sounds like you don’t know your history, don’t you know about the 1942 Chicago Nuclear Pile? I’m telling you, a guy had to stand there with an axe incase the thing went supercritical- Victor: It's not even called a “scram rod”, oh my god! And it doesn’t stand for anything! Dan: Hm. How about “Super-Critical Reactor Axe Man?” Victor: I hope the lab explodes with you inside of it. You're not funny. Dan: “Start Cutting Right Away, Man”? Victor: Ughhhh…
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